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Many people are more than a tad squeamish and as a consequence the notion of unblocking pipework from WC to septic tank is something which they do not like to do. They may feel it to be “beneath” them especially if they have a “lofty” status. They will call Dyno-rod or some such hero with superpowers to get the turds flowing freely. Their mind does not like turds, they are dirty and smelly. But a turd is just a turd. If one understands hand hygiene there is little to fear from a turd. Yet people can be afraid of turds.
Over the last few days, I have been busy on and off trying to get a blockage in our sewerage system moving. I have wondered if this is a metaphor. I tried a number of things and by use of a long semi-rigid probe wire, I determined the location of the blockage some 15 metres downstream of the inspection hole. My plumber’s rods, being imperial, are in total 30 feet long. The blockage was beyond their reach.
I could have waited and called out a plumber for a hefty fee.
Instead, I went around all the DIY and farm shops. I bought some metric plumber’s rods which will also serve to sweep the chimney. With these longer more extensive rods I was able to physically reach the blockage last night. Becoming at one with the turd problem I have been able to temporarily solve it and we now have the means should it reoccur. The turds now flow.

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When the house was built it perhaps had old fashioned toilets. Changing to the low flush volume eco-friendly bogs has perhaps had a hand in the blockage frequency. The system was not designed for these smaller lower gravitational potential cisterns.
I will clean up the rods and store them before getting back to the painting this afternoon.
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